Vending Machine

to pass some time while waiting for the release, let's get together around this wonderfully shiny Vending Machine that I have here and see what we will get!

it works like that:

Poster A: Inserts his Granny's false teeth into vending machine.
Poster B: You get a plane ticket to Hawaii. Inserts Marshmallow.
Poster C: You get a rusty nail. Inserts coin into vending machine.
...

I insert an empty shopping bag!

You get a shopping bag filled with more shopping bags.

I insert my television remote controller.

wow, exactly what I've always wanted! :D

You get a candy cane.

I insert a pair of yellow socks.

You get a mouse for your PC.
I insert a magic staff.

You get a happy ending.

I insert a Swiss Army Knife.

You get a Mantis Shrimp

I insert a tissue.


P.s... watch the video halfway through. That is a really crazy creature. They hit so hard they can break aquarium glass, and if you watch, you can see him smashing dents in the crab shell. Right at 1:34 you can clearly see him smack the crab's claw (before he rips it off), and you can see a big white gash appear.

You get a 1$ bill.

I insert the US Government.

I dont understand this.

I dont understand this.

Someone puts in something random.

The next post "gives them" something random back. Then they put in something, and the next post gives something back, etc..
i.e.
Insert: TV Remote
Receive: Candy Cane

Insert: Pair of Yellow Socks
Receive: PC Mouse

Totally random, just put in/give back w/e you want.

I dont understand this.

spellbreaker :P

I insert a nipple of a cat

I see your nipple and I raise you a beer.

I insert a nipple of a cat

I see your nipple and I raise you a beer.

You got it a bit wrong, lol.

Anyway, you receive a dumpster.
I insert a moose.

You recieve an anvil :P
I insert a laptop with stats: windows95 , pentium 1 166mhz ,32mb memory and 2 gyg hdd!!!! p.s.

You get some lollerskates.

I insert a picture of Justin Bieber.

You get a Russian - Swaheli dictionary.

I insert a black hole.

No more vending machine. :-(

You get a tin-foil airplane.


I insert an acorn.

you recieve a cd with the markings " Dungeon defenders demo" but the cd is empty

insert a lamp

You receive a court ordered summons for destruction of property.

I insert ╥ (<--- das da pi symba.) (not to be mistaken for the lion Simba. Which I shall put in next.)

You get a pimpslap from bill gates.

Insert a coca cola bottle

I love cocka cola in a bottle

lol hey you need to insert something in the vending machine java..:P

You get nothing... and lose The Game

I insert a teddy bear

You get lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade.

I insert pasta salad.

You get a "Go back to work so I can play the Demo" card... I wonder who put that in there?

I don't trust this lemonade... So I reinsert it

You get a muffled voice from inside the machine yelling "Thats what she said!"

I insert belly button lint.