Dumbest infomercial you've seen?

ok so one day a long time ago (precisely 2 weeks ago) when my internet went out (inoe the horror right?) i was flipping through channels and saw the dumbest infomercial ever it was about "miracle spring water" its literally about a guy who cures ppl that are blind, handicapped and injured with a bottle of water

like who is actually going to believe this? and the best part it will not work unless you donate money to this organization of something or other because god will not forgive you for your sins if you dont GIVE money away the more you give the more he forgets

* important note im not hating on the people who want to believe in this believe in whatever you want who am i to say what you can and cant do

BTW i have some pixie dust in a green packet it might look like candy but trust me it'll make all your wishes come true if you want some contact me :D

Uhm, hi I would like to place an order for the magical pixie dust.
And I also have a question, mixing it with faith and trust
and the thinking of the happiest things will it be the same as having wings?
Does it allow you to FLY?!!
:D :D :D

Uhm, hi I would like to place an order for the magical pixie dust.
And I also have a question, mixing it with faith and trust
and the thinking of the happiest things will it be the same as having wings?
Does it allow you to FLY?!!
:D :D :D

Yes it absolutely CAN make you fly but you have to sincerely believe it enough to the point that you are bleeding out your ears and eyes. So if it doesn't work for you... it's because you didn't believe hard enough. Not because the miracle water or the magical pixie dust doesn't work :D

Yes it absolutely CAN make you fly but you have to sincerely believe it enough to the point that you are bleeding out your ears and eyes. So if it doesn't work for you... it's because you didn't believe hard enough. Not because the miracle water or the magical pixie dust doesn't work :D

Ahh.. I see! Well I am very nervous now.
O__O Is there anything to help me believe better-er??
I am glad you clarified that though.. Just in case the unthinkable might occur
and nothing happens now I won't feel like I was scammed
only that I am a failure.
A failure who will never fly or be cured of failing.

Ahh.. I see! Well I am very nervous now.
O__O Is there anything to help me believe better-er??
I am glad you clarified that though.. Just in case the unthinkable might occur
and nothing happens now I won't feel like I was scammed
only that I am a failure.
A failure who will never fly or be cured of failing.

Unfortunately there is no way to help anyone believe better-er. :(

But always look on the bright side:



I always find that the demotivators are so much more motivating than the motivational posters. Sue me :)

Ahh.. I see! Well I am very nervous now.
O__O Is there anything to help me believe better-er??

I'd be happy to sell you my Super Amazing Believe-Anything Sauce!

Your first 7 daily doses are FREE! Each dose after that costs just 19.95 per month in perpetuity.

the slushie magic...

I'd be happy to sell you my Super Amazing Believe-Anything Sauce!

Your first 7 daily doses are FREE! Each dose after that costs just 19.95 per month in perpetuity.

(890)123-4567
I'm interested, call me.

(Sometimes, I swear infomercials are just there to entertain us :P)

If you ever meet the guy from that infomercial please tell them this:

(890)123-4567
I'm interested, call me.

(Sometimes, I swear infomercials are just there to entertain us :P)

for a second i thought you actually posted your phone number XD

Uhm, hi I would like to place an order for the magical pixie dust.
And I also have a question, mixing it with faith and trust
and the thinking of the happiest things will it be the same as having wings?
Does it allow you to FLY?!!
:D :D :D

1 order that will cost you 2 fairy wings and 1 unicorn we can also pre-mix some faith and trust in but that will cost an extra leprechaun and you will get high... errr i mean fly but you wont get any wings unfortunately..... BUT if you order within the next 5 minutes we will throw in a free rainbow absolutely (just pay separate shipping and processing) order now!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm seems legit

for a second i thought you actually posted your phone number XD

Whatchu talking about?! It IS my real number!

(ahahaha never. :P)

1 order that will cost you 2 fairy wings and 1 unicorn we can also pre-mix some faith and trust in but that will cost an extra leprechaun and you will get high... errr i mean fly but you wont get any wings unfortunately..... BUT if you order within the next 5 minutes we will throw in a free rainbow absolutely (just pay separate shipping and processing) order now!

I LOVE FREE RAINBOWS!!!!.. and paying separate shipping and processing...




When should I expect my pixie dust?

I'd be happy to sell you my Super Amazing Believe-Anything Sauce!

Your first 7 daily doses are FREE! Each dose after that costs just 19.95 per month in perpetuity.

You remind me of the pixies from fairly odd parents LOL. Also will you take donations of blood instead? I don't have that kind of money O_O

You remind me of the pixies from fairly odd parents LOL. Also will you take donations of blood instead? I don't have that kind of money O_O

What channel is that show on??!?

What channel is that show on??!?

nickelodeon my friend, nickelodeon.

Well I was shopping for a used car which ones me a new convertible or a sub (finish if you please

"work hard but i play a lil harder!"

nickelodeon my friend, nickelodeon.

Ok :D