Upcoming Patch 7.16c leaked*

In order against the cheater we added a lot of Anti Cheat Updates

* remove VAC (Valve Anti Cheat)
* implemented direct cheat engine support
* added auto kick for non cheater
* implemented "report non cheater" button
* implemented instant win button only at NM
* god-mode now available from the options menu
* impemented xqz multihack
* added in-game item generator
* added new "You are a cheater, we love you" Achievment
* added new "You are a cheater, we love you" "Moby the Aimbot" pet reward
* added random cheat option for "Moby the Aimbot"
* added direct link "How can i get all Content for free" on youtube
* added direct link "Cheating in Dungeon Defenders, we show you the right way, cheaters can do it, you too" sponsored by TE

New Event Started

* added "All You Can Cheat Holiday Event"
* added new hero: "The Cheater" more details forthcoming

Nightmare Changes

* added time counter in NM survival 60 seconds / wave
* survival number of spawned mobs 200% increased
* all bosses now immune against hero weapons
* pets can attack heros now in survival too
* set max upgrades for armor and weapons to 1, all dropped items are now 1/0
* increased mob HP 500%
* increased Dark Elf Warrior attack rate, damage and movement speed up to 500%
* fix ogre blockade overrun, now ogre got the ability to fly
* completely disabled jumping in all nm assault maps
* reduce max projectiles per seconds to 1
* auto lose HP 100/s in NM
* reflected hero damage to mobs 200%
* spiders can attack Cores now
* increased spider damage up to 30x
* all mobs now head straight to the core, attacking it immediately
* reduce core life 99%
* fix random core damage bug, now core lose 1HP every second
* added random invisible mode for all mobs
* all cores are warping cores now (first move, directly to the mob spawn)

Hero Changes

* set hero damage, speed and casting time cap to 1
* new calculation for resistances: |res|*(-1)
* new calculation for healing: 1 mana = 1HP
* fix negative projectile speed, projectiles now fly backwards
* set piercing shot cooldown to 60 seconds
* all hero buffs now buff mobs too

Defense Changes

* healing auras heal mobs too
* slow auras increased mobs moving speed up to 500%
* strength drain aura now works on heroes too
* all defenses attack heroes too

Game Engine Changes

* enable lag for all button in the option menu
* fixed "Back To Tavern Crash", added new "Back To Tavern Crash"
* synchronized return to tavern crash between all players, so if one gets it, all get it
* implemented menu button for kick host
* impemented suicide hero button to "K"
* added new network system to increase the network load up to 100%
* fix mana/item dont see bug, now are all items and mana are invisible


[Additional Details Forthcoming]

This is the future.

I don't know if I should face palm at the post or face palm that somebody actually took the time to type all that out. :p

made me laugh :D

Seems legit.

Seems legit.

Need 10mil exp to level up from 1 -> 2 as well!

very creative, i like this post alot :) Very funny

* spiders can attack Cores now

Somehow this were the one that scared me the most. :/

It's not complete without:

* Your own Pets now attack you
and
* All tower and hero damage dealt heals enemies

I call this a fake. Too many changes on the changelog before the patch is actually released. For it to be legit there should only be 2 or 3 changes. I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped patch notes in my time as a patchnoter (-ish?) and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake

I call this a fake. Too many changes on the changelog before the patch is actually released. For it to be legit there should only be 2 or 3 changes. I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped patch notes in my time as a patchnoter (-ish?) and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake

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I call this a fake. Too many changes on the changelog before the patch is actually released. For it to be legit there should only be 2 or 3 changes. I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped patch notes in my time as a patchnoter (-ish?) and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake

*facepalm*


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*facepalm*

Trolls trolling trolls

No...

Please don't post false patch notes as it has/can confuse others. It causes me more work in the long run.

Sorry to ruin your fun.

/closing