'Don't Trust The Tavern Keep' Conspiracy.

So i was thinking last night, there must be more to them scrawlings behind the television in the secret room. i have gathered a few points, some that could mean nothing, some which are more probable.



*The writing on the wall 'Don't trust the Tavernkeep' scrawled behind the Hi-Def television. http://i.imgur.com/ALE0R.jpg

*He has access to your Crystal every hour of every day. 90% of the time you are out adventuring so he could be doing anything with that time. http://i.imgur.com/K5BNx.jpg

*The camera on the hi-def television is pointing at him on BOTH channels. http://i.imgur.com/3DDmO.jpg

*The scary *** monster under the stairs could belong to him. http://i.imgur.com/FBSbp.jpg

*The big chains next to the tavernkeep could belong to the monster under the stairs, which he could have let loose. http://i.imgur.com/6UFV1.jpg

*All of the beer barrels have rope next to them, which makes me think they could be fused to blow at any point. http://imgur.com/a/FMQC7


Alas, that is all i have found for now. some of it, maybe most of it, maybe all of it is just me finding useless things, but feel free to discuss what i found. Anything you found that isn't already on the list is much appreciated. thanks for looking.

Your Move TrendyNet.

out.

I doooo not trust the tavernkeep in the slightest!

Point taken.

He's always buying my useless junk... what does he do with it all? Where is it going??? Why do the goblins and ogres always have more...

Good point, Finally. D:

Why does he seem to have infinite mana?

Even after all of that, he still manages to dress up in a mock-Santa suit, and fly all around the world in a sleigh.

Not. Suspicious. At. All.

He always announces that he's 'caught some new pets' even when his cages are clearly empty. The lies....

He always announces that he's 'caught some new pets' even when his cages are clearly empty. The lies....

Yea.... but he never leaves the tavern... even to sleep... who's bringing him these wares?

Out of all this I'm sure you can fill an entire DLC about the Tavernkeeper ;B

Yea.... but he never leaves the tavern... even to sleep... who's bringing him these wares?

Well he can deliver presents to the whole world in 24 hours. maybe he gets it all in the blink of an eye. or he gets ogres to do it..

Out of all this I'm sure you can fill an entire DLC about the Tavernkeeper ;B

I'm actually really hoping they do, i would pay.

Maybe he is defending the Tavern while we are away adventuring... protecting the crystal! He installed the cameras to keep him honest and to have proof for shop lifters. :P

maybe trendy is up to something...

Maybe he is defending the Tavern while we are away adventuring... protecting the crystal! He installed the cameras to keep him honest and to have proof for shop lifters. :P

Or maybe.... you're working for him Surandra... IF that is even your real name >__>

or maybe.... You're working for him surandra... If that is even your real name >__>

you've cracked it. Good fight trendynet. Good fight.

What exactly is his role anyway? Is he related to the Dungeon Defender family? Is he a friend of your parents? Is he an uncle? A former Dungeon Defender that got too old to keep up the fight against the orcs?

Or is the Tavernkeeper a guy who, after years of defending crystals woke up one morning and found out that his gear got patched to crap overnight by Trendy and decided screw it, I'm just gonna drink now?

What exactly is his role anyway? Is he related to the Dungeon Defender family? Is he a friend of your parents? Is he an uncle? A former Dungeon Defender that got too old to keep up the fight against the orcs?

Or is the Tavernkeeper a guy who, after years of defending crystals woke up one morning and found out that his gear got patched to crap overnight by Trendy and decided screw it, I'm just gonna drink now?

There is nothing from what i know that says anything about him, no history or anything. he's not even mentioned in the story. i think he came in from the bad guys when the parents left.

OKAY, OKAY. LISTEN UP.

WHAT IF, just listen to me guys, WHAT IF THE TAVERN KEEPER, okay seriously guys just listen, WHAT IF THE TAVERN KEEPER ISN'T KEEPING MONSTERS?

Okay, just think about it. The tavern keeper's number one customers are CHILDREN. The tavern keeper LOVES CHILDREN. If the tavern keeper loves children so much, why would he keep a monster in the tavern? That is just not at all logical.

WHAT IF, just listen to me guys, WHAT IF THE TAVERN KEEPER, okay seriously guys just listen, WHAT IF THE TAVERN KEEPER KEEPS CHILDREN UNDER THOSE STAIRS AND THE CHAIN IS TO KEEP THE CHILDREN FROM RUNNING AWAY WHEN HE DISPLAYS THE CHILDREN FOR SALE AT HIS TAVERN FOR HIS CUSTOMERS WHO ARE ACTUALLY MEMBERS OF THE SLAVE RING THAT HE RUNS?

Just think about it, guys. I'm pretty sure I have included plenty of caps to make you guys think about it.

Looks like the chains are connected to a trap door

Looks like the chains are connected to a trap door

that is EXACTLY what i thought! Maybe thats how the monster got underground or you need it to open it?

New DLC, Guys! - "Hidden Dungeons of the Tavernkeep"

In which his recent "pet hunting" puts him in a troubling situation with goblins and a rogue pet. :D

I know he mentions waiting for someone and he says "I'm not sure i'd even recognise him." who's he talking about? And how come he speaks English, when the heroes seem to speak a language compiled of "O-A" and "A-O"?

New DLC, Guys! - "Hidden Dungeons of the Tavernkeep"

In which his recent "pet hunting" puts him in a troubling situation with goblins and a rogue pet. :D

That's hilarious, very convincing aswell.