DunDef Corrupt-A-Wish!

I wish for a redbull

Granted but the red bull destroyed your house.

I wish they remade the first Resident Evil.

granted but tom cruise is in it (it's a curse for me atleast >_>)
i wish for a smaller pen0r

granted but tom cruise is in it (it's a curse for me atleast >_>)
i wish for a smaller pen0r

Granted but then your house explodes

I wish that my mage could fly

Granted. You are now made of helium and your voice is so high nobody can understand what you are saying.

I wish my sandwiches were best in the land.

Granted. You are now made of helium and your voice is so high nobody can understand what you are saying.

I wish my sandwiches were best in the land.

Granted but you never got to eat them only me

I wish I had a sandwich right now

granted but that sandwich was made of sand, and... wiches...
i wish for a smoke and a pancake

Granted but your smoke came in the form of a rolled up pancake.

I wish my games would play themselves.

Granted but your smoke came in the form of a rolled up pancake.

I wish my games would play themselves.

Granted, but you would be stuck on your chair until the credits rolled.

I wish squire had smiley boxers.

Granted, but you would be stuck on your chair until the credits rolled.

I wish squire had smiley boxers.

Granted but you could not get them

I wish for some food D:

Granted but you could not get them

I wish for some food D:

Granted but you only get spam.

I wish for the next persons wish.

Granted but you only get spam.

I wish for the next persons wish.

Granted. But the wish eats you.

I wish for different app's staff to have different projectiles and effects (ie a beam or lightning instead of bolts)

Granted. But the wish eats you.

I wish for different app's staff to have different projectiles and effects (ie a beam or lightning instead of bolts)

Granted your projectiles are now silly string and it causes the monsters to smile

I wish Ossa's posts didn't exist.

Granted your projectiles are now silly string and it causes the monsters to smile

I wish Ossa's posts didn't exist.

Wish Granted :D


I wish for more cookies

Wish Granted :D


I wish for more cookies

Granted, but instead of Cookies I've actually granted Jasong2004's wish from before yours.

I wish more forum users would talk about greatest team in all of sports the Green Bay ******s :D

Granted, but instead of Cookies I've actually granted Jasong2004's wish from before yours.

I wish more forum users would talk about greatest team in all of sports the Green Bay ******s :D

Wish granted but then Green Bay was no longer a team.

I wish that I was in a Final Fantasy game :O

Wish granted but then Green Bay was no longer a team.

I wish that I was in a Final Fantasy game :O

Granted, but you're now Tidus from FFX. Go nuts.

I wish MegaMan Legends 3 was still in production.

Granted, but you're now Tidus from FFX. Go nuts.

I wish MegaMan Legends 3 was still in production.

Granted! MegaMan Legends 3: Prototype "dating sim" Version is back in production. It features MegaMan and Bass ;)

I wish my cats understood English.

Granted Now you cant speak English.

I wish it was easier to get money.

Granted Now you cant speak English.

I wish it was easier to get money.

Granted, you are now a millionaire in zimbabwe currency.

I wish Circular Slice was more practical.

Granted, you are now a millionaire in zimbabwe currency.

I wish Circular Slice was more practical.

Granted but now regular attacks take three times as long and only do half damage

I wish I was never tired and could play DD forever!

Granted but now regular attacks take three times as long and only do half damage

I wish I was never tired and could play DD forever!

granted, but now you have no electricity wherever you go.

I wish they would buff countess/squire melee

granted but squires now have 1 hp cap
i wish swtor could get even more awesome

granted but squires now have 1 hp cap
i wish swtor could get even more awesome

Granted but you became less awesome.


I wish for bacon :D

Granted but you became less awesome.


I wish for bacon :D

Granted, but its rancid.

I wish that the next poster would not corrupt this wish or any other detail or details about any aspect(s) of the multi-verse, real or fictional, physical or virtual, in any way small to large and in between.

Granted, but its rancid.

I wish that the next poster would not corrupt this wish or any other detail or details about any aspect(s) of the multi-verse, real or fictional, physical or virtual, in any way small to large and in between.

Wis-s- 10101001010 Failed
*Robotic Voice* Sorry but our genie cannot grant that wish.

I wish for more wishes