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I dont think I want to corrupt this one would be nice to save >_< but oh well you save and come back and there is 20 orges coming at once with 900m HP :)


I wish Xbox had superloot :D





Granted.








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I wish PC players stopped complaining about superloot.

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Granted.


I wish I had a Better huntress dps ):


Granted but since you didn't play the game right, she can only shoot backwards, has 1hp and cab only be played from first person view...

I wish Shards would release soon!

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Granted but since you didn't play the game right, she can only shoot backwards, has 1hp and cab only be played from first person view...

I wish Shards would release soon!


Granted but its only on the pc...Damnit im on the console lol

I wish i was a computer and could play DD on my head

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Granted but since you didn't play the game right, she can only shoot backwards, has 1hp and cab only be played from first person view...

I wish Shards would release soon!



Granted but it costs 500000 ms for you :p


I wish that consoles got the char skins :D

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Granted but it costs 500000 ms for you :p


I wish that consoles got the char skins :D


Granted but you lose all your old characters....

I wish the admins would hurry and make me a computer lmao

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Granted but you lose all your old characters....

I wish the admins would hurry and make me a computer lmao


Granted, but I'm not very good with computers so I bought you a Cat instead.

I wish Nintendo would sell out and give me Mario on other platforms

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Granted, but I'm not very good with computers so I bought you a Cat instead.

I wish Nintendo would sell out and give me Mario on other platforms


Granted, but it's only ported to PS Vita.

I wish a Developer would respond to the issue surrounding the Three-patch Chicken buff.

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Granted, but it's only ported to PS Vita.

I wish a Developer would respond to the issue surrounding the Three-patch Chicken buff.

Granted, But your chicken gets reset, and starts with -200 upgrades and -200 to all stats and has a maximum of 1 upgrade. OH and it also heals enemies on hit!

I wish my disc launcher wasn't pink.

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Granted, now it's Salmon.

I wish my new surround sound system was already here!



Granted, where by "here" the wish fairy read your location as the forum server's location, and now Trendy has your sh**.



I wish Diablo 2 wasn't downloading over the course of 16 estimated hours... (wtf?)

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I wish Diablo 2 wasn't downloading over the course of 16 estimated hours... (wtf?)


Granted, now Diablo 2 will download over the course of 32 hours.

I wish I would just finish my final paper instead of wasting time on the forums.

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Granted bur its missing all the parts needed to run properly...

I wish for 1 more wish!



Granted, but you know that wish is just going to get corrupted, and then realize this one hasn't really been, so you feel like you wasted the one chance for an uncorrupted wish.

Which in turn makes you wonder if this wish WAS corrupted, or maybe the next one will just be double corrupted to make up for it, and you try to decide what to do. You end up going crazy and get locked up in an asylum.





I wish my brother would give me back the Steam information.

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Granted but everything about your steam is changed.

I wish that my Huntress had a costum like yuffies from FF7



GRANTED but is locked until you beat every mission and challenge on nightmare and reach wave 100 on each map nightmare survival. RANKED

i wish i had a million forum posts to show off.

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GRANTED but is locked until you beat every mission and challenge on nightmare and reach wave 100 on each map nightmare survival. RANKED

i wish i had a million forum posts to show off.



Granted, but nobody is impressed by it and just thinks you're a loser.

And then you get forum banned for hacking.

And then your computer gets hacked by an egotistical hacker because "you thought you were better than him".

And then the government busts down your door and throws a flash grenade in your room.

And it's a Counterstrike flash...

So you're permanently affected...

And etc...







I wish I wasn't such an Enter Space Idiot.

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Granted, but nobody is impressed by it and just thinks you're a loser.

And then you get forum banned for hacking.

And then your computer gets hacked by an egotistical hacker because "you thought you were better than him".

And then the government busts down your door and throws a flash grenade in your room.

And it's a Counterstrike flash...

So you're permanently affected...

And etc...







I wish I wasn't such an Enter Space Idiot.



Granted but now you know nothing.

I wish I had more root beer D:

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granted, but it was made from the root of a poisonous plant
i wish for world domination under the banner of a sandwich

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granted, but it was made from the root of a poisonous plant
i wish for world domination under the banner of a sandwich


Granted but since i stole your sandwich banner i now hold world domination and offer it to trendy/sony/m$ in return for the console patch muahahahaha


I wish i had bought this on my pc so me and my gf could enjoy it a bit more /sigh

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Granted but then your pc went down for a year

I Wish that I could find a Godly Pristine helm and boots xD


Granted but they have -20% all resistances and -128 all stats, with 1/2 upgrades and the upgrade costs 2billion mana.

I wish they made pristine better than leather like the good old days.

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