DunDef Corrupt-A-Wish!

granted but the cap increases to 700
i wish for another really good sandwich

granted but the cap increases to 700
i wish for another really good sandwich

Granted, but your mouth disappeared.

I wish that the gender swapped heros were out.

Granted, but your mouth disappeared.

I wish that the gender swapped heros were out.

Granted,but you can become either a male or a shemale.

I wish there was no money cap.

Granted,but you can become either a male or a shemale.

I wish there was no money cap.

Granted but you go back to zero if you don't log in for 24 hours.

I wish Trendy would stop driving their game into the ground.

granted but now its flying out of control
i wish for my mouth back to eat my sandwich

Granted but your mouth appears next to your arse and you are forced to taste poo from now on.

I wish :mage: didn't go trololol and summon :skeleton: next to your crystal from halfway across the map.

Gra- wait. That's impossible to grant.

I wish I had Mission's Sandwich.

Gra- wait. That's impossible to grant.

I wish I had Mission's Sandwich.

Granted, but you are allergic to the ingredients.

I wish to sue Mission for poisoning Korin.

Granted, but somehow you end up suing yourself and losing, with Trendy getting all the money
wait, that isn't corrupted wish oh well

I wish Giants, Bears, Mammoths and Storm Wizards wouldn't 1-5hit K.O. me in Skyrim

Granted, but now even the nubby monsters are able to 1 hit you!

I wish for the new 4 character and warping core DLC! :D

Granted, but now even the nubby monsters are able to 1 hit you!

I wish for the new 4 character and warping core DLC! :D

Granted, but now you are locked out of the other missions,

I wish for a monkey pet

granted but you must feed it bananas, which don't exist

i wish for a sandwich pet

Granted, but the sandwitch turned you into soup(See what I did there?)

I wish for my wish to be uncorruptable.

fine, you deserve this then :P

wish granted but you ended up wasting your wish in your process
i will use gigimols wish and my own, forming a super wish, to conquer the mind and thoughts of all people, they will give me sandwiches, they will give me submarines, they will give me, PYLONS!

fine, you deserve this then :P

wish granted but you ended up wasting your wish in your process
i will use gigimols wish and my own, forming a super wish, to conquer the mind and thoughts of all people, they will give me sandwiches, they will give me submarines, they will give me, PYLONS!

Granted but u don't have any electricity for the pylons.

I wish TE would make another reappearence.

Granted but u don't have any electricity for the pylons.

I wish TE would make another reappearence.

Granted, but "another reappearance" is ridiculously redundant and you look kinda silly now.




(... Don't worry, they'll show up! The wish has been granted!)





I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted. However, you can only wish for one other wish at a time.

I wish this thread was more active.

Granted, you get 0.0001 seconds of SLIGHTLY increased views, but no posts.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Granted, you get 0.0001 seconds of SLIGHTLY increased views, but no posts.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Granted but all you get is a Forum Title change to A Fish

I wish My internet wasn't crapping out so I could have gone further with this Fish gag (i.e. change your avatar and signature :))

granted but once it goes out it stays out.

i wish i could be lord salforis or fayde from HoN

Wish granted but instead of a lord you became a lady

I wish Redbull really gave you wings

Wish granted but instead of a lord you became a lady

I wish Redbull really gave you wings

Granted but they are bee wings and bee wing sized...

I wish I had something good to drink in a glass that is open faced and it isn't tainted at all

Granted but they are bee wings and bee wing sized...

I wish I had something good to drink in a glass that is open faced and it isn't tainted at all

Wish Granted but you loose the ability to drink things.

I wish I was magical

Granted, but now you're a hornless unicorn.

I wish I could save game mid mixed ins survivals and resume them the next day.

Granted, but now you're a hornless unicorn.

I wish I could save game mid mixed ins survivals and resume them the next day.

I dont think I want to corrupt this one would be nice to save >_< but oh well you save and come back and there is 20 orges coming at once with 900m HP :)


I wish Xbox had superloot :D