DunDef Corrupt-A-Wish!

Rules of the game are simple. You get to grant the previous poster's wish, but you corrupt it by adding an additional side-effect or consequence.

Then post your own wish and await the results!

example: Poster 1 "I wish the shop sold more than 3 items at once" . . . Poster 2 "Granted, but items now cost ten times more than before." (Poster 2 then states his own wish)

I will start us off. . . .

I wish the Sicarius was actually remotely useful compared to the Van Wolf

Rules of the game are simple. You get to grant the previous poster's wish, but you corrupt it by adding an additional side-effect or consequence.

Then post your own wish and await the results!

example: Poster 1 "I wish the shop sold more than 3 items at once" . . . Poster 2 "Granted, but items now cost ten times more than before." (Poster 2 then states his own wish)

I will start us off. . . .

I wish the Sicarius was actually remotely useful compared to the Van Wolf

Granted. But it eats all of your waffles.

I wish updates were not delayed.

Granted. But it eats all of your waffles.

I wish updates were not delayed.

Granted. But they nerf the Squire again!

I wish Warrior's didn't destroy towers so hard.

Granted, but Kobolds have wings and fly straight towards your core now.

I wish all Chicken Pet stats were the same. T.T

Granted, but now you'll see all Uber-Chickens with -20,000 projectile speed.

I wish the PS3 would get the Spooktaular content.

Granted, but Kobolds have wings and fly straight towards your core now.

I wish all Chicken Pet stats were the same. T.T

Granted, but they now have 5 damage with 10 upgrades.

I wish the console patch was coming sooner.

Granted, but they now have 5 damage with 10 upgrades.

I wish the console patch was coming sooner.

Granted, but every patch is a $10 DLC.

I wish I could re-color the boots of my Huntress.

This fits in LoL, doesn't fit here because the devs do excellent work.

indeed, but a mod did comment in it..

Granted, but every patch is a $10 DLC.

I wish I could re-color the boots of my Huntress.

Granted, but the available colors are deep brown, brown, and light brown.

I wish for more content.

Granted, but the available colors are deep brown, brown, and light brown.

I wish for more content.

Granted, but the future content causes skin cancer.

I wish that this wish will not be corrupted or otherwise changed. (What now!? :P)

Granted, but the future content causes skin cancer.

I wish that this wish will not be corrupted or otherwise changed. (What now!? :P)

Granted, but you wasted your wish.

Granted, but you wasted your wish.

Given there is no wish, there can be no corruption.

I wish that random 1 off items like the tf2 items or the chicken had the same stats as you cannot get them again.

Given there is no wish, there can be no corruption.

I wish that random 1 off items like the tf2 items or the chicken had the same stats as you cannot get them again.

Granted but they are still useless...

I wish pvp was balanced!

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Granted but they are still useless...

I wish pvp was balanced!

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Granted, but everyone must play as apprentice with a 1 damage staff

I wish I was a forum moderator :warrior:

Granted but forums were shut down.

I wish for a keg of hot chocolate.

Granted. But your hot chocolate happens to be the consistency of molten lava.

I wish Squire had pants.

Granted. But your hot chocolate happens to be the consistency of molten lava.

I wish Squire had pants.

Granted, But then your squire speed would be even worse.

I wish the Van-Wolfensteen did Normal Dmg instead of Elemental

I wish the Van-Wolfensteen did Normal Dmg instead of Elemental

Granted, but now monsters will have normal immunity.

I wish I could play DunDef from within Skyrim (Epic game multitasking)

Granted, but now monsters will have normal immunity.

I wish I could play DunDef from within Skyrim (Epic game multitasking)

Granted but you run out of RAM and the games die.

I wish for infinite mana.

Granted but you run out of RAM and the games die.

I wish for infinite mana.

Granted, but everything you find has no upgrade slots and your towers take 2 minutes to make from now on.

I wish for more joke weapons or come stuff from other games to be in DD.

Granted, but everything you find has no upgrade slots and your towers take 2 minutes to make from now on.

I wish for more joke weapons or come stuff from other games to be in DD.

Granted, but it'll be nothing but hats from Team Fortress 2.

I wish there was a harder difficulty than Insane.

Granted, but it'll be nothing but hats from Team Fortress 2.

I wish there was a harder difficulty than Insane.

Granted, but you're banned.

I wish for a kobold on a treadmill pet.

Granted, but you're banned.

I wish for a kobold on a treadmill pet.

Granted, but the only thing he does is take away stats.

I wish that the Huntress with the Angel Costume could fly for short periods of time.

Granted, but the only thing he does is take away stats.

I wish that the Huntress with the Angel Costume could fly for short periods of time.

Granted, but now that we've spent all our time adding this into the next patch we have run out of money and will release no more content for DunDef

I wish I had time to play video games