Jaws_420 965 Posted April 20, 2018 "The worst cruelty that can be inflicted on a human being is isolation." -- Sukarno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted April 23, 2018 “Disappointment is a good sign of basic intelligence. It cannot be compared to anything else: it is so sharp, precise, obvious, and direct. If we can open, then we suddenly begin to see that our expectations are irrelevant compared with the reality of the situations we are facing. " --- Chogyam Trungpa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted April 25, 2018 "Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence." --- Helen Keller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted April 26, 2018 “Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” -Rene Descartes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted April 27, 2018 Obi-wan knew it. May the shark pet be with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted April 30, 2018 “I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?” --- Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 1, 2018 In Tyler we trust.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeerGoggles 17 Posted May 1, 2018 So this is how you're getting your post count up so fast.... Hax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 1, 2018 @BeerGoggles quote:So this is how you're getting your post count up so fast.... Hax Fast? at 1 a day? LOL. If i wanted fast, i could post a thread and post one letter per a post, and just spam away. I could care less what my post count is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 2, 2018 I'm still laughing at that fast remark. I did the math. I only post on weekdays normally, and there are about 261 working days in a year, so given that i have 1824 posts, it would only take, at the incredibly blazing speed of time - about 7 years to get my total number of posts, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA. That is fast...Here is today's nugget of wisdom: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 7, 2018 "Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting." - Joyce MeyerOkay, okay.....i can wait for the shark pet, i can wait for the shark pet...i can....(this is hard) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 8, 2018 “Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.” --- Robert H. SchullerYou are right Bob. I hope in the future we get a shark pet.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paloverde zfogshooterz 577 Posted May 8, 2018 Dinner is served, to the point of no return. --- Someone that I know.Well, when food's cooked, you definitely couldn't un-cook it. Right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 8, 2018 @Paloverde zfogshooterz quote:Dinner is served, to the point of no return. --- Someone that I know.Well, when food's cooked, you definitely couldn't un-cook it. Right? LOL, right? I actually read an article recently that said that this is why most restaurants purposely undercook your steak when your order it. if they get it wrong, it can always be cooked more, but it cannot be uncooked. So lesson learned - always order your steak one level more done than you usually like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 9, 2018 "Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishments toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results." --Andrew Carnegie...and together, we can make our shark pets dreams come true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 10, 2018 I found proof that shark pets do indeed exist....TE, please make us a Great White Cheshire pet!!!!!and today's quote: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paloverde zfogshooterz 577 Posted May 11, 2018 @Jaws_420 quote:@Paloverde zfogshooterz quote:Dinner is served, to the point of no return. --- Someone that I know.Well, when food's cooked, you definitely couldn't un-cook it. Right? LOL, right? I actually read an article recently that said that this is why most restaurants purposely undercook your steak when your order it. if they get it wrong, it can always be cooked more, but it cannot be uncooked. So lesson learned - always order your steak one level more done than you usually like it. Wow! Interesting!@Jaws_420 quote:I found proof that shark pets do indeed exist....TE, please make us a Great White Cheshire pet!!!!! Whoa, that is just...whoa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 11, 2018 "Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding." --- Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 14, 2018 “Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.” -- Jim RohnDammit Jim, i'm a (shark pet wanting) doctor, not a fortune teller... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 16, 2018 Well, if we all get our shark pet, then no one has to be sent to the fiery pit of no return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaws_420 965 Posted May 17, 2018 To go along with being told more update news is on the way....C'mon shark pet!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites