Mandatory requirements for the barbarian

Bump

/singed

10/10

Corrected that for you.

THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR CAPS, CUZ CAPS IS MANLY!

On a more serious note, I lol'd :D

On a side note, the DANGER AXES should be at least the size of three Barbarians.

He should have his own version of Blood Rage, where he 1 hit's everyone, and "Gonna Need A Montage" plays whilst killing these sissy's.

Manly bumpage for those who didnt read it.

Real MEN kill ogres by hitting them with another ogre!

Real MEN dual-wield Kobolds and laugh at the explosions!

@ OP you forget about getting overly nerfed by it wimpy creators because the squire was to manly, every classes in this game felt useless with the squires presence and he has to wear boxer with hearts to show his softer side because being a manly man freakout the ladies (mostly grown man with poneies avatar)!

The barb will be like your daily trolls on this forum. Release today and forgotten tomorrow.

See who talks.

Real MEN dual-wield Kobolds and laugh at the explosions!

Real MEN don't look at explosions.

Also Barbarian should have a "Ramp" tower, that he can place and give enemies more direct access to him... or vice versa.

Maybe his alternate attack could be a giant fist that erupts from the ground in front of the barbarian knocking everything up into the air. Or possibly a fist from behind his MANLY beard hitting mobs in a short distance in front of the barbarian with some knockback to it!:D

I agree with everything, except for the boots. True men walk barefoot, they like to feel the earth beneath them tremble in fear with each step they take.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I approve!

Oh...and something you forget...The barbarian must be so menacing that with each step he makes even the OGRE'S screen shake!!!

Brother's!~ i have a question that needs an answer!~



Since we are getting gender swapped chars...... would the fem barb be......manly?


I FOUND HER

Ill make a pink barbarian and use spanky as pet

http://files.mmomfg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/diablo3fembarbarian.jpg

smexy

can't tell if that's a he-man or she-male.

oh well

The only pet possibly manly enough for this class has to be the honey badger.

Funny as hell if you ignore the blatently sexist bits...which is most of it.

sexist

that's exactly why it's funny

OP has the only post on the forums that isn't whiny and limp-wristed.

I take off my hat to you sir.

op has the only post on the forums that isn't whiny and limp-wristed.

I take off my hat to you sir.

how dare you remove your hat! Heretic!

The Barbarian must be as SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER. The Barbarian must have the FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON. The Barbarian must have the STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE.

I love you..... in a manly way of course.

This is the most hilarious thing I've read for a long time lol

He could be manlier.
:orc:s could be his boots.
The weapon should just be a stare for the weaker enemies. Anything left can be eaten to send a message to those within the creep door that.

Legendary thread.