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Propose a joke for the tavern keeper!

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That guy is hilarious. In the last dev stream, TE said they would add some jokes to the tavern keeper if we give them good jokes! 

Tell us a good joke guys!

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What`s the similarity between spinach and sex?
If they`re forced upon you in kindergarten you`ll hate them for life.

Probably not appropriate for a game tho :(

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@Professor_Valconian quote:

There were two peanuts walking down the street ... one was assaulted ... peanut.

 I read this, and I was going to say, "wow classy joke..." Then I saw this...


@Sogron quote:

What`s the similarity between spinach and sex?
If they`re forced upon you in kindergarten you`ll hate them for life.

Probably not appropriate for a game tho :(


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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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I just realize it is quite hard to think about one that's appropriate for a public internet forum. o.O


I know a young fellow named Vin

Who is really remarkably thin.

When he carries a pole

People say, 'Bless my soul!

What a shock to find out you've a twin.'

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Elevators are wrong on so many levels...

Balancing is hard while people keep pushing.

I wonder why my nose runs but my feet smel...


Tavern Keeper could also tell sayings and (sometimes useless) advices (sometimes a bit related to the current season).

Stay out of the water. It's wet.

Whoever said gold can't buy happiness don't know where to shop.

The higher your level, the heavier the armor you can wear.

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When that captain over there told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

A Squire walks into a bar, and suffers a mild concussion.

I got a funny story about your Squire friend over there. A little while ago, he and his father had a habit of eating lunch out at the plaza, overlooking the war. Every day, the Squire would open his lunch and find a bologna sandwhich. A few days in, he said "if mom makes me a bologna sandwhich one more time, I'm charging head first into that battlefield". The next day, he opened his lunch, found a bologna sandwhich, and charged ahead in rage without even grabbing his sword. His dad was laughing so hard I could hear him in here. When I asked what was so funny, he said, "that boy makes his own lunch".

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Oh, there's a fly in your drink and you want another? 
> Sorry, ran out of flies like 3 drinks ago.

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I've been cleaning this stain for days!

>...

>I'll give it another go *sigh*

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Only to monk: Nice haircut

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Do you know what the parrot said when he accidentally bit his owners finger?

>I peck you pardon!

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Zebras? If you want a drink, I better zegold!

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What do you call a guy who breaks a bar stool on his friends face?

>A doctor once I'm through with him

>*glare*

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So there's this knight, a trout and a two ton gorilla *hehe*

>They go into a tavern and order *giggle*

>...

>No no, the gorilla says...

>No, that's not it either

>...

>Would you want to hear a fun joke about a moon and a dragonslayer?

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Two old ladies walking along a beach.

A male streaker runs past them

One woman had a stroke, the other couldn't reach.

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