3 word story

Continue the story using only three words. I'll start with:

Once in a

blue moon the

great duel occured.

between the squire

and a fiery

raging ogre that

raging ogre that

crushed all the

pretty little ponies.

of etheria and

Ended the ferocious

war of the

Roses and the

Dolphins, who had

nothing to do

But flips and

Haha! The fun hath been doubled!

clicks to communicate

. Then all of

the dolphins mysteriously

turning up flying

into a brilliant

pod of angry

jewish jumping jigglypuffs

The Jigglypuff pod...

quickly reacted by

spontaneously combusting into