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The Chromatic Games of Future's Past: End Game

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What is the last name just tell us.  

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  1. 1. The last names?

    • Squireton
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    • Chrumbus
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    • Defendi
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    • Stromboni
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    • John Stamos
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    • Doritos
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DEFENDERS!

Today we announced yesterday that tomorrow we want to pivot our goals with any future games within our studio. There’s a lot to talk about, so for now we’ll just go over the big bullet points, because who even reads these things? The text is all bold because everything is important. Our artists are too busy, so we're going to draw these things for you in MS Paint to the best of our ability, which are the peak of art. Let’s smash that like and subscribe button:

  • After our Kickstarter succeeds, we will be launching a second Kickstarter for a new Dungeon Defenders dating simulator. It is currently known as Project: Smooches, it is 9 years into development, and all the characters are mo-capped (motion captured) by Steve Buscemi in a fat suit (a true professional).
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  • New company mascots, the Chromie Bois. We got all three of the good ones:
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  • Our current Kickstarter has received so much support so quickly in such a short amount of time. We want to reward our players with an accelerated experience. Instead of our next project being Dungeon Defenders III, we’re going to blow away YOUR expectations by making the next installment in the Dungeon Defenders series being Dungeon Defenders VII. Here is an illustration of our new and main hero of DD7, Nimbus Conflict:
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    You already love him!

  • We realize that being Chromatic Games, some people have a hard time reading our text and logo. We’ll be creating a more colorblind friendly sister studio, Monochromatic Games, with the logo being specifically black and white.

  • To provide the best Dungeon Defenders experience, we are now working on the Chromatic Launcher. This will have all your favorite Dungeon Defenders games in one place. No more pesky Steam, Epic, Uplay, Origin, MyGames, or any other launchers, you just have to use ours. Surely you don’t play other games, ours are the only ones to play.This is only available on your phone. Do you guys not have phones? We’ve got you covered.

  • cPhone One. How’s it said? Don’t worry about it. Buy the phone and use the launcher.

  • Everyone in the studio is going to legally change their last name based on the survey results taken at the beginning of this post.

  • Gator sword.

  • We’re looking to hire about 30 voice actors with no experience that can help us recreate every episode of Seinfeld in a special Dungeon Defenders VII map called “Jerry’s Apartment”. Here's the concept probably:
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  • Oh cool, a gun with legs. Too bad we have a fire-breathing muscle gun. (final concept art):
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  • Smell-o-vision update coming to all products once Oculus releases their new N-VR (nasal virtual reality).

  • The Apex Legends pinging system, that’s pretty cool.

  • No silly April Fool’s day posts.

There’s a lot that we’re hard at work on and are really trying to churn out to provide the best experience possible. We want you to join us on our journey and hopefully make the best Project: Smooches errrr Dungeon Defenders game possible. Follow us on our social platforms, you know the ones.

To make all of this potentially but probably not possible, but to make Dungeon Defenders: Awakened the best experience possible, check out our Kickstarter by clicking this whole paragraph. There’s less than two days left. Also there’s a secret link somewhere in this text.

Smooches,

Chromatic and Monochromatic Games

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1 minute ago, Meta4 said:

When will Dungeon Defenders VII be available for purchase?

Good question.
*smooch*
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So happy to hear this news, because it was obvious to everyone Dungeon Defenders III was always going to be waaaaaaaay more awesome than a mere logical number sequence would allow!

I am HYPED to find out the groundbreaking, emotional, and immersive storyline of our amazing protagonist Stratocumulus Altercation!

Smooches to the team on this totally serious day

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Bring back SODA's Addiction and I'll be complete.... I can't believe how long it's been since DD1 hit console....! I had countless hours played, loved doing the community events. I'm so old now... 

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So excited!! Hope the game is cross platform progression and maybe even a mobile port, Android SDK of course :P.

 

Hopefully saves are server sided too lol, decompiling a save and reading the hex values was too much fun :P

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I really think it would be great representation to add a healthy gay relationship to DDA! I was thinking maybe the aprrentice and squire or the monk or something, thank you sm! <3

 

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Gotta love the Chromatic mascots haha there! They're rad, especially Chorglor and Chugget! All hail MS Paint!

Just wondering, If Squire get his last name to be doritos, who's gonna eat (loads of) him then?

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